Monday, November 12, 2007

More Bad Advertising!

As much as we can use the nickel a day we get by you clicking those ads on the right and helping us keep this site going ... we admit they are starting to annoy us with their politically correct BS. Here's an example we got from a reader who asks "Why isn't being fat my fault?" (see top ad).

Well, fat reader, it's not your fault for the same reason being dumb is not your fault. You have a fat brain, and th
erefore, it's hard to think and hard to stop yourself from putting food in your mouth. I suggest you do exactly what the ads recommend and --in addition to "Fat is not your fault"-- also get the programs "lose 55 pounds in 5 months" and "The 16 Hour Diet." If you do this, I expect you'll be much thinner, but sadly not that much

Click away, Fatties!


Anonymous said...

While you have some valid points - and your overall premise that people should simply stop stuffing their faces is true for a certain portion of the population, the issue that concerns me most about your blog is that your energy, time and efforts are wasted in hate, anger, and, as Californian's would say, "negative energy". One must assume that your reasons for doing this stem from your own issues and insecurities. My advice to you: I think you'd feel better if you spent your time in a more positive way, perhaps helping people. You are not funny enough to pull this off as "humor", you just come across as mean. Why not be a nice guy instead?

William Fatner said...

Anonymous: Not funny enough? Not funny enough?? I'll show you!!

Your mom is so fat she needs a VCR for a pager

Your momma is so fat that her belly button makes an echo

Your mom's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard

Your momma's so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light

Your momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"

Ummm. OK, so maybe you're right.

Janilou said...

I don't think you are being mean. I think you are stating facts! It is a fact that most people who are overweight don't want to admit. To be slim you need to eat a LOT LESS FOOD! Thank you for commenting on my blog,

I have also started a Yahoo group for support and encouragment of people trying to lose weight:
If interested, type these words into Search Groups at


It's not fun being overweight. But we need to stop searching for reasons why, when the reason is usually right in our hand as we bring it up to our mouths!


Anonymous said...

go pop some pills 12 stepper. Those comments are not "warranted"

Anonymous said...

Dude, I hate fat people too, but why the fuck are you wasting time blogging about the automatic/psuedo-spam google ads?

Anonymous said...

i love this blog!!

Anonymous said...

I think fat people (like me) have been accustomed to nice people who stuff your mouth with adiditonal helpings of their fat cooking.
Being fat requires understanding of why you are fat, but don't expect someone else to do it for you.
If you don't like being fat, do something about it.
If you like being fat.... live with the consequences, including fat haters like fatner and so many others out there.

Anonymous said...

btw, fatner is funny in a weird way.

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