tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59965983622400438212024-03-13T16:13:23.577-04:00I Blog FatHere's the cold, hard fact: I hate fat people. It's true. And the rest of you do too. They are all around us. Large, oozing, sloppy, gross, smelly, sweaty, hungry fat people. I will tirelessly track down lies, cheats, political correct mumbo jumbo, and together we will defeat the evil fat, lazy mentality that has invaded our society.
Because: I Blog Fat.William Fatnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-14089120686105134832007-11-14T21:05:00.000-05:002007-11-14T21:41:29.686-05:00It's a Fat World After All<strong>Hello again</strong> fatty fans and foes. The audience here seems <strong>split</strong>. Many of you contact me to say you are in <strong>agreement</strong> with the message this site is delivering (in case you haven't been paying attention, the message is simple: <strong>fatties eat too much</strong> and make <strong>too many excuses</strong>). Others contact me and let me know<strong> loud and clear</strong> that you are shocked I could be so <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"><strong>unsympathetic</strong></span> (to them I say: fatties get enough <strong>so-called support</strong>, a wake up call is <strong>required</strong>).<br /><br />So, today I thought we could look for more <strong>evidence</strong> of how <strong>fat has invaded</strong> our society. Recently, Disney could no longer avoid the fact that the boats on their It's a Small World ride were <strong>tipping and bottoming-out</strong>. Imagine the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">embarrassed</span> look on Mr. and Mrs. Fatness when their boat has to be unloaded of <strong>extra meat</strong> because they are <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"><strong>bloated</strong></span> past the size of <strong>normal humans.</strong><br /><br />Disney's <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">official</span> line on this is: in 1963 when the ride was created, boats that carried customers through Disneyland's "It's a Small World" were designed to <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"><strong>accommodate</strong></span> the <strong>average male.</strong> At that time, the average male weighed <strong>175lbs</strong> and the average female <strong>135lbs</strong>. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Ahh</span>! <em>The good old days!</em> Have any of you been to Disney lately? Pick a direction; whichever way you look will be <strong>obese, sloppy, disgusting creatures</strong>. In fact, many are forced to <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">use</span> <strong>motorized carts</strong> when their only problem is their <strong>fat inability</strong> to walk the park. Sadly, the only thing you'll see <strong>more often than Mickey</strong> and Japanese clicking cameras nonstop, is fat people <strong>eating</strong>, talking about <strong>eating</strong>, or trying to find a place to <strong>sit</strong>.<br /><br />And Disney knows it. While other parks sell <strong>popcorn</strong> and other <strong>candy</strong> treats, what did Disney marketing come up with? They sell huge <strong>turkey legs</strong> as a <strong>snack</strong>! The moment you see some <strong>fat pig</strong> shoving a <strong>greasy</strong> turkey leg into their <strong>round face</strong>, your life will never be the same.<br /><br />So, Disney continues to<strong> fatten them up</strong> as if preparing them for the witch's stove. Their Small World ride being reworked to <strong>support fatties</strong> who weigh over 200 pounds so that they can continue to keep the ride moving along without delay. If you've been to Disneyland recently, you surely noticed they <strong>don't fill</strong> boats any more even when the lines are long. <strong>Now you know why.</strong> Thanks <strong>fatties</strong>. I'll continue to do the math when you enter the elevator and make sure I don't <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">plummet</span> to my <strong>death</strong> with your <strong>fat butt.</strong>William Fatnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.com39tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-55774740567317393342007-11-12T00:30:00.001-05:002007-11-12T00:43:22.367-05:00More Bad Advertising!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZya1hJheRYIAIe-H-g99RK1qD6oOezPDUCJ1mitXhb-eoqqJeUSYInla7EqeUNRsHRHYhkwSd8IrkNXqR7EgPyz-nPZiHxlvvz9QLC3KV6hHSIZOHv6IsHaNv-468o1aUv_DHpXp92W4/s1600-h/another+bad+fat+ad.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZya1hJheRYIAIe-H-g99RK1qD6oOezPDUCJ1mitXhb-eoqqJeUSYInla7EqeUNRsHRHYhkwSd8IrkNXqR7EgPyz-nPZiHxlvvz9QLC3KV6hHSIZOHv6IsHaNv-468o1aUv_DHpXp92W4/s400/another+bad+fat+ad.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5131822126193865602" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">As much as we can use the nickel a day we get by you <span style="font-weight: bold;">clicking those ads</span> on the right </span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"> and helping us keep this site going </span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">... we admit they are starting to <span style="font-weight: bold;">annoy </span>us with their politically correct <span style="font-weight: bold;">BS</span>. Here's an <span style="font-weight: bold;">example </span>we got from a reader who asks <span style="font-style: italic;">"Why isn't being <span style="font-weight: bold;">fat </span></span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">my </span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">fault</span>?"</span> </span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;" >(see top ad).<br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><br />Well, <span style="font-weight: bold;">fat reader</span>, it's not your fault for the same reason <span style="font-weight: bold;">being dumb </span>is not your fault. You have a <span style="font-weight: bold;">fat brain</span>, and th</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">erefore, it's hard to think and hard to <span style="font-weight: bold;">stop yourself</span> from putting food in your mouth. I suggest you <span style="font-weight: bold;">do exactly </span>what the ads recommend and <span style="font-style: italic;">--in addition to <span style="font-weight: bold;">"Fat is not your fault"</span>-- </span>also get the programs <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">"lose 55 pounds in 5 months" </span>and <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">"The 16 Hour Diet." </span> If you do this, I expect you'll be much <span style="font-weight: bold;">thinner</span>, but sadly not that much</span></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"> <span style="font-weight: bold;">smarter</span>. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >Click away, Fatties! </span></span></span>William Fatnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-65699273282064224332007-11-12T00:20:00.000-05:002007-11-12T00:27:47.572-05:00More important fat newsWell, our amazing sister site, <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://iblogthesameoldshit.blogspot.com/">iblogthesameoldshit.blogspot.com</a> has done it again. What an insightful article on the problem with weight in the USA!<br /><br />http://iblogthesameoldshit.blogspot.com/William Fatnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-45132971479186134042007-11-10T20:31:00.001-05:002007-11-11T01:43:33.447-05:00Excellent Reminder<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><object height="350" width="425"><param value="http://youtube.com/v/RpYJXr0Cc5o" name="movie"><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://youtube.com/v/RpYJXr0Cc5o" height="350" width="425"></embed></object></p><p>This video is <i>proof</i> that fat people are just like everyone else. </p></div>William Fatnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-85605611932454468432007-11-10T20:28:00.001-05:002007-11-11T01:43:07.075-05:00Another great example of self-esteem<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><object height="350" width="425"><param value="http://youtube.com/v/WwMbJ68IbAM" name="movie"><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://youtube.com/v/WwMbJ68IbAM" height="350" width="425"></embed></object></p><p>Wait...wait..I can't breathe. Wait... this...might...be...the...funniest thing...ever!!! When that reporter says <span style="font-weight: bold;">"Crushing Weight"</span> ... it's a thing of beauty. I can watch that kid fall on the floor over and over again.</p></div>William Fatnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-25169175445910340612007-11-10T20:10:00.001-05:002007-11-11T01:42:46.612-05:00Only fat people exercise in the kitchen!<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><object height="350" width="425"><param value="http://youtube.com/v/vs9AggiyL6o" name="movie"><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://youtube.com/v/vs9AggiyL6o" height="350" width="425"></embed></object></p><p>I suspect it goes something like this: Eat, dance, eat, eat, dance. Nap, eat, watch TV, nap, eat, eat. Walk to mailbox, pick up disability check, order pizza, call mom and tell her how mean neighbors are for staring. Surf web, email IBlogfat.blogspot.com calling us mean and hateful.<br /><br />Dance, fatty ... dance. </p></div>William Fatnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-45737897717256793162007-11-10T20:01:00.001-05:002007-11-11T01:42:14.476-05:00Response to hate mail<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><object height="350" width="425"><param value="http://youtube.com/v/LdzrkzDEIHw" name="movie"><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://youtube.com/v/LdzrkzDEIHw" height="350" width="425"></embed></object></p><p>This is dedicated to those that not-so-politely informed me that fat people have plenty of self-esteem and are happy they way they are. This fatty <i>does</i> sound confident, but the real question is: can you get through this video without vomiting? </p></div>William Fatnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-8567156676479057912007-11-10T19:57:00.001-05:002007-11-11T01:41:53.194-05:00Fat people excercise<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><object height="350" width="425"><param value="http://youtube.com/v/GLFKmK6OZ50" name="movie"><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://youtube.com/v/GLFKmK6OZ50" height="350" width="425"></embed></object></p><p>Good job fatty. Listen to the beating that treadmill takes. Good thing she only uses it once a decade. </p></div>William Fatnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-57798930934661070322007-11-10T19:54:00.001-05:002007-11-11T01:41:36.071-05:00Enjoy, Readers!<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><object height="350" width="425"><param value="http://youtube.com/v/e6EZet4k4xg" name="movie"><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://youtube.com/v/e6EZet4k4xg" height="350" width="425"></embed></object></p><p>Dedicated to Diver2530 who requested more, more, more!</p></div>William Fatnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-78106206743056561662007-11-10T19:48:00.001-05:002007-11-11T01:41:03.760-05:00Fatty-fat dancing<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><object height="350" width="425"><param value="http://youtube.com/v/LB_1kZDhHvo" name="movie"><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://youtube.com/v/LB_1kZDhHvo" height="350" width="425"></embed></object></p><p>For my readers that requested more fatty pics. You are sick, demented animals. But, what the hell, enjoy. </p></div>William Fatnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-69626048935934254582007-11-10T00:50:00.000-05:002007-11-10T03:14:57.667-05:00Friends of IBlogFat: Famous People Hate Fatties Too.I've told you about the <span style="font-weight: bold;">hate mail </span>we get. You've seen some <span style="font-weight: bold;">angry </span>anonymous comments. I don't spend a lot of time trying to <span style="font-weight: bold;">convince </span>people <span style="font-weight: bold;">I am not "mean"</span> since I don't think wanting people to be healthy is all that <span style="font-weight: bold;">crazy </span>of an idea. But, <span style="font-weight: bold;">I admit</span>, it is a bit <span style="font-weight: bold;">more than that</span>. I can't stand to<span style="font-weight: bold;"> look at fat people.</span> I can't stand to <span style="font-weight: bold;">smell them.</span> I'm especially tired of their <span style="font-style: italic;">wah wah wah</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">crying </span>about how hard it is to resist donuts or walk a flight of stairs. I'm <span style="font-weight: bold;">repulsed </span>by the sound their corduroy <span style="font-weight: bold;">pants </span>make as their <span style="font-weight: bold;">fat thighs</span> rub together.<br /><br />So, <span style="font-style: italic;">yes</span>, as you've seen here, I do have these <span style="font-weight: bold;">hard feelings</span> for fatties. For some reason, though, I am <span style="font-weight: bold;">not allowed </span>to feel this way. Or, more accurately, fatties and their <span style="font-weight: bold;">sympathetic </span>friends would rather I didn't <span style="font-weight: bold;">post </span>or <span style="font-weight: bold;">make jokes</span> about them. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Why do you think that is?</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">Polish </span>jokes -- no prob. Sopranos, Godfather, Goodfellas, and <span style="font-weight: bold;">all </span>the films <span style="font-weight: bold;">stereotyping </span>Italian Americans... <span style="font-style: italic;">that's fine too.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Seinfeld </span>can tell us Jews are cheap, New Yorkers are mean, Californians are laid back... <span style="font-weight: bold;">judgments </span>and stereotypes and <span style="font-weight: bold;">generalizations </span>are all around us. Yet, as I explained in an earlier post, this web site you are reading is classified <span style="font-weight: bold;">"hate speech"</span> by some bobo search engines and Blog sites. I have had some perfectly<span style="font-weight: bold;"> respectful, intelligent</span> comments <span style="font-weight: bold;">deleted </span>from other sites simply because the admin followed my <span style="font-weight: bold;">profile </span>link, saw <span style="font-weight: bold;">this Blog</span>, and decided <span style="font-weight: bold;">my opinion no longer counted.</span> For instance, my opinion on a <span style="font-weight: bold;">stock market blog</span> was <span style="font-weight: bold;">removed </span>because I run this site. The email I got from the admin stated simply: "We prefer not to <span style="font-weight: bold;">associate </span>with <span style="font-weight: bold;">pushers of hate.</span>" Clearly, the administrator is such a <span style="font-weight: bold;">gelatinous whale</span> that they probably needed an <span style="font-weight: bold;">extra cookie </span>to deal with the <span style="font-weight: bold;">horrors </span>they found when they visited this site. I mean, really, <span style="font-weight: bold;">does anyone understand this? </span>Please, I'd love to <span style="font-weight: bold;">hear your opinions.<br /><br /></span>Based on this, it's probably <span style="font-weight: bold;">wise </span>every now and then to point out that some of the <span style="font-weight: bold;">world's best thinkers</span> were respected <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">because </span>they had <span style="font-weight: bold;">differing, unique</span> opinions. Shoot, what good is a blog that repeats the <span style="font-weight: bold;">BS rhetoric </span>that you <span style="font-weight: bold;">hear all the time</span> anyway? If I created:<br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><a href="http://iblogthesameoldshit.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">http://iblogthesameoldshit.blogspot.com/</a></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><br />would <span style="font-weight: bold;">that</span> be better? (go ahead, <a href="http://iblogthesameoldshit.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">click it</a>, you know you want to!)<br /><br />I could post <span style="font-weight: bold;">inspiring </span>messages <span style="font-weight: bold;">every day </span>like:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY. </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THE WORLD IS SO UNFAIR. </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">IT'S SO HARD TO LOSE WEIGHT BECAUSE SOCIETY SENDS MIXED MESSAGES! </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THIN, BE HAPPY WITH WHO YOU ARE!</span><br /><br />Instead, I'll <span style="font-weight: bold;">post messages</span> here from <span style="font-weight: bold;">well-known people</span> that had <span style="font-weight: bold;">opinions on fat people.</span> We'll see if that gets the<span style="font-weight: bold;"> anti-fatty </span>movement <span style="font-weight: bold;">more respect. </span>Remember the days when <span style="font-weight: bold;">leaders could drink whiskey</span>, be themselves, and <span style="font-weight: bold;">speak their mind?</span> I <span style="font-weight: bold;">don't</span> either, but we have history books that tell us <span style="font-weight: bold;">it was once true. </span><br /><br />Today's <span style="font-weight: bold;">inspiring message</span> comes from someone my 5th grade teacher told me was a great man. All the world <span style="font-weight: bold;">respects </span>him for <span style="font-weight: bold;">inspiring </span>us through a world war. The British orator, author, and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Prime Minister</span> during World War II was known as a <span style="font-weight: bold;">man of words. </span>What did he have to say about <span style="font-weight: bold;">fat</span>? Sir <span style="font-weight: bold;">Winston Churchill, </span>you have the floor:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="sqq" >“'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”<br /><br /></span>William Fatnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-35573361696069759562007-11-09T16:26:00.000-05:002007-11-10T03:15:38.088-05:00Google Ads think they know me!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZGmgvbos4GWswdESuy11gvMJrpP93VuTBRGDHOP6ehMfFZ5geMOB4EP8smAjWL9ErXp9mKw7P6lbAjX7vhyphenhyphenJaa-O4SvWlYIBUlIzGk69Y0kzwDpPnE807McMXAJpFYdDerKEH1Djhegw/s1600-h/google+ad2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 125px; height: 423px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZGmgvbos4GWswdESuy11gvMJrpP93VuTBRGDHOP6ehMfFZ5geMOB4EP8smAjWL9ErXp9mKw7P6lbAjX7vhyphenhyphenJaa-O4SvWlYIBUlIzGk69Y0kzwDpPnE807McMXAJpFYdDerKEH1Djhegw/s400/google+ad2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5130957167025091442" border="0" /></a><br />As you may have noticed, we have some <span style="font-weight: bold;">Google ads</span> running down there on the right side of the screen. Go ahead, <span style="font-weight: bold;">click away</span>, I can use the .<span style="font-weight: bold;">001 cents</span>. The best thing about Google ads is that they appear to be <span style="font-weight: bold;">targeted </span>to your interests. I'm not sure what kind of ads <span style="font-weight: bold;">you guys see, </span>but I noticed some <span style="font-weight: bold;">great ones today</span> that made me a bit <span style="font-weight: bold;">nervous </span>about what <span style="font-weight: bold;">Google thinks</span> about my site. I mean, really, Google too? I've already received <span style="font-weight: bold;">rejection letters</span> from some <span style="font-weight: bold;">search engines </span>stating we are a <span style="font-weight: bold;">hate site</span>! I love it!! The world is so <span style="font-weight: bold;">sympathetic </span>to <span style="font-weight: bold;">fatties </span>that we are considered the same as <span style="font-weight: bold;">Nazis</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold;">terrorists</span>, and <span style="font-weight: bold;">KKK </span>because we<span style="font-weight: bold;"> poke fun</span> at them. Amazing.<br /><br />Check out the <span style="font-weight: bold;">example </span>on the right. Three of the ads are about <span style="font-weight: bold;">diversity </span>and the other two are about <span style="font-weight: bold;">anger management. </span> <span style="font-style: italic;">How dare they!!</span> There should be ads about <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">OBESITY</span><span style="font-style: italic;">, </span>not <span style="font-weight: bold;">DIVERSITY</span>. They should be about <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">HUNGER management</span><span style="font-style: italic;">,</span> not <span style="font-weight: bold;">ANGER management</span>! I'll post again soon, but right now I need to <span style="font-weight: bold;">cool off</span> by going to the mall and <span style="font-weight: bold;">pointing at fatties </span>in the <span style="font-weight: bold;">food court. </span><br /><br />If <span style="font-weight: bold;">you </span>notice any <span style="font-weight: bold;">funny ads</span> on your screen while surfing at I Blog Fat, please let me know!William Fatnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-86672788270426598482007-11-08T16:46:00.000-05:002007-11-08T19:40:47.097-05:00Examples of high self-esteemSince this site started, I get all sorts of <span style="font-weight: bold;">hate mail</span>. One letter in particular <span style="font-weight: bold;">really let me have it</span>. It was explained to me that <span style="font-weight: bold;">overwei</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">ght people</span> are like other people and I was "<span style="font-weight: bold;">way offbase</span>" with my <span style="font-weight: bold;">j</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">udgments </span>about the <span style="font-weight: bold;">fat </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">lifestyle</span>. According to this <span style="font-weight: bold;">genius</span>, being fat is a <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">lifes</span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">tyle choice</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">most </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">choose </span>to be overweight and have <span style="font-weight: bold;">no interest</span> in "fitting in." There is even a website dedicated to this concept. This website was a gift from God. It will be a <span style="font-weight: bold;">never-ending supply </span>of blogging material. Wait until you see this.<br /><br />Anyway, let's just say I will of course be blogging their website and <span style="font-weight: bold;">so-called</span> choices shortly. But in the meantime, how about we <span style="font-weight: bold;">che</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">ck out</span> some of these people that have decided to make the fat lifestyle choice.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRSlYSFGfeDuG2Pyxvbd2odIEBd6OoKMgKvvjDwM3JOuFnU8wORrcjJyDu6FRA7tGJMSyRknd2ZCh7Uv1wkh4s4i5NPHbI4q9yp6SxH8g53sheG0r4lKcIDlDffpsasHbYHC181V4iumw/s1600-h/large+fat_lady_eating_cake.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRSlYSFGfeDuG2Pyxvbd2odIEBd6OoKMgKvvjDwM3JOuFnU8wORrcjJyDu6FRA7tGJMSyRknd2ZCh7Uv1wkh4s4i5NPHbI4q9yp6SxH8g53sheG0r4lKcIDlDffpsasHbYHC181V4iumw/s400/large+fat_lady_eating_cake.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5130589650968539826" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCey86EFa-H4NgFWpHh2TlMQQ6ZIGNf5TQXbNdG8uR29KFoG0W8sPAt7XK66FlOFbflPjPTUKCeYg4S6aF2Z2ji8ww2E87qq5cHiAoCJ-0U3j6IMZ9qLAjPT73v_lSquNqutMhPW-z06o/s1600-h/fat+dude+in+chair.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCey86EFa-H4NgFWpHh2TlMQQ6ZIGNf5TQXbNdG8uR29KFoG0W8sPAt7XK66FlOFbflPjPTUKCeYg4S6aF2Z2ji8ww2E87qq5cHiAoCJ-0U3j6IMZ9qLAjPT73v_lSquNqutMhPW-z06o/s400/fat+dude+in+chair.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5130592769114796770" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCey86EFa-H4NgFWpHh2TlMQQ6ZIGNf5TQXbNdG8uR29KFoG0W8sPAt7XK66FlOFbflPjPTUKCeYg4S6aF2Z2ji8ww2E87qq5cHiAoCJ-0U3j6IMZ9qLAjPT73v_lSquNqutMhPW-z06o/s1600-h/fat+dude+in+chair.jpg"> </a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTPS_VXbE8NTgZDupUbxT-89tQUmsNI25m6CrxBpymKvBG2eZtZfO7xEu5bYCAMOtHqX0GzwPvUSkbTX5jAfBUcVDkFHhZ-feiWGF0eqIzK-Y7gOl8-sOvy9GSQV277Zg3dYOJmP1zWFo/s1600-h/fat+man+on+bed.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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width: 327px; height: 255px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7z9WN00XINa-HxDePkpw94wxtkQBFMFjvizzXS9ykafgbpdjsGFUjiZbyZaGn571isjo34DiNB_LscIZZcBgJfZZuhj0ejV4TlMrTaRJlCEuYA4-Lfywx-yIwfdnMR0i1CdQJl1bFHa4/s400/large+pic+Fat-Guy-in-Chair-thumb.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5130593636698190610" border="0" /></a>William Fatnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.com52tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-68217393600735324772007-11-07T23:17:00.000-05:002007-11-08T00:08:01.356-05:00Your Questions Answered!Hello again <span style="font-weight: bold;">normal people.</span> And <span style="font-weight: bold;">fatties </span>too. We recently gave you a <span style="font-weight: bold;">homework assignment</span>: submit your questions and <span style="font-weight: bold;">we'd answer anything. </span>Your questions are not limited to issues about <span style="font-weight: bold;">all things fat,</span> but we weren't surprised to see the <span style="font-weight: bold;">first question </span>we received <span style="font-style: italic;">was </span>a weight loss question. Great! So, let's get to it!<span style="font-style: italic;"> (note: I will publish these mostly unedited and will definitely not correct spelling or grammar unless you ask for help!)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Dear I Blog Fat:</span> I laughed my ass off when I read your blog about hating fat people. You know how they say LOL well I really did laugh out loud more than one when reading your messages. I have noticed that you are not the asshole you try to portay. already you are switching from jokes to actually trying to help (<span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">iblogfat note: really, you think?! and will this guy ever get to the point!?) </span>and make people think! I do have a question for you but I am not sure you will answer. Here it my question. The african picture was funny, but do you have real advice on how a fat person like me can lose wieght? Thanks, keep it up, Fat and laughing in Jersey<br /><br />Dear <span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fat and Laughing:</span> </span>Before we <span style="font-weight: bold;">make you cry</span> by attacking your <span style="font-weight: bold;">stinky fatness</span>, let's first say <span style="font-weight: bold;">thanks </span>for the message. You are right, I would prefer to crack wise and make you all <span style="font-weight: bold;">laugh </span>instead of <span style="font-weight: bold;">wasting time </span>trying to teach <span style="font-weight: bold;">fatties </span>how to lose the <span style="font-weight: bold;">extra lard</span> they carry on their <span style="font-weight: bold;">disgusting </span>bodies. The<span style="font-weight: bold;"> sad reality </span>is that there is so much information explaining how to lose weight that it's probably the <span style="font-weight: bold;">dumbest question</span> you could send. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Really</span>? You need me to tell you <span style="font-weight: bold;">how to lose</span> weight? You don't know the steps to take to shed pounds? How about this:<span style="font-weight: bold;"> cut back </span>on the <span style="font-weight: bold;">liters of Pepsi </span>you drink before the sun goes down. How about eating just <span style="font-weight: bold;">one cookie</span> instead of the whole box? Come on now, you know this<span style="font-weight: bold;">.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">All fatties know.<br /><br /></span>This is exactly the problem I've been trying to <span style="font-weight: bold;">express here </span>in this blog. Fat people spend so much time <span style="font-weight: bold;">trying to convince themselves and others </span>how difficult it is to lose weight. <span style="font-weight: bold;">It's not. </span>You may think my ideas on this blog were <span style="font-weight: bold;">humorous</span>, which is great for the <span style="font-weight: bold;">normal people</span> reading along with you, but for you fatties, you better take my advice -- and <span style="font-weight: bold;">soon</span>. Lose your fat now <span style="font-weight: bold;">or die </span>sooner than you should. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Simple</span>! The diets I posted were perfect. Each time you want to eat a food high in calories or fat, think of that <span style="font-weight: bold;">starving child. </span>Whenever you want to <span style="font-weight: bold;">overindulge</span>, imagine losing a million dollars the moment you take that bite. Or, best of all, picture your <span style="font-weight: bold;">own coffin</span> and the extra expense for your family trying to buy an <span style="font-weight: bold;">XXXL casket.</span> Remember Nike? <span style="font-weight: bold;">Just do it, fatso. </span><br /><br />We actually do have the <span style="font-weight: bold;">secret IBlogFat diet plan </span>that shows you <span style="font-weight: bold;">exactly how</span> to lose weight quickly. <span style="font-style: italic;">It's not free. </span>You have to <span style="font-weight: bold;">trade us something</span>. <span style="font-style: italic;">Be creative. Make us an offer.</span> Right now I'm looking for <span style="font-weight: bold;">fat stories </span>from <span style="font-weight: bold;">real fat guys</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">girls</span>. Tell us something that would <span style="font-weight: bold;">shock/amuse/disgust </span>us about <span style="font-weight: bold;">your fatness.</span> Or maybe some naked pictures of your<span style="font-weight: bold;"> fat wife.</span> Better yet, naked pictures of your <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">NOT FAT </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">wife</span>! Bottom line: if you want this <span style="font-weight: bold;">real</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold;">sure fire</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">diet solution, </span>you'll have to offer us something good. What's it gonna be, <span style="font-weight: bold;">fatty?<br /><br /></span><span>For the rest of you normal people:</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Thanks </span><span>for reading</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">.</span> Keep the emails and comments coming. You guys are doing a great job.William Fatnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-36429653952301746112007-11-07T22:28:00.001-05:002007-11-08T00:14:41.447-05:00SURE-FIRE Weight Loss Secret Revealed!! [Part Two]Hello Fluffers. I know some of you fatties are <span style="font-weight: bold;">still angry </span>about the recent post explaining how to use photos of <span style="font-weight: bold;">starving </span>people to get your <span style="font-weight: bold;">gut in check.</span> It's typical of fat people; when presented with a <span style="font-weight: bold;">easy method</span> to get <span style="font-weight: bold;">thinner</span>, they find a way to get <span style="font-weight: bold;">insulted</span>. So many of you have emailed me with stories of the <span style="font-weight: bold;">same experience</span>: every time a thin person politely tells an overweight friend they should consider dropping the weight, they eventually get the "<span style="font-style: italic;">you don't know how hard it is</span>" lecture.<br /><br />It's <span style="font-weight: bold;">crazy</span>. I <span style="font-weight: bold;">know</span>... I <span style="font-weight: bold;">believe </span>with all my heart ... that if you presented the typical fatty the following opportunity, he'd take it: <span style="font-weight: bold;">Lose 50 pounds</span> and I'll give you a <span style="font-weight: bold;">million dollars</span> (note: I am <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">NOT </span>making this offer!). Why is that? Why does it take a large <span style="font-weight: bold;">bag of cash</span> to provide the <span style="font-weight: bold;">motivation </span>needed? Come on, <span style="font-weight: bold;">fatstuff</span>, really <span style="font-weight: bold;">think </span>about it.<br /><br />Or, what if I told you that you'd <span style="font-weight: bold;">die </span>in one year unless you lost <span style="font-weight: bold;">50 pounds</span>? Showed you some fancy <span style="font-weight: bold;">fat-scan</span> that showed a serious problem that could be <span style="font-weight: bold;">reversed </span>the moment you <span style="font-weight: bold;">dropped the weight</span>? Of course you'd jump on a <span style="font-weight: bold;">crash diet </span>and <span style="font-weight: bold;">get it done. </span><br /><br />So, can you see a <span style="font-weight: bold;">theme developing</span> here, lardo? Use your brain, your <span style="font-weight: bold;">big fat imagination,</span> to <span style="font-weight: bold;">picture a life </span>where you can get up <span style="font-weight: bold;">without rolling </span>on your side. A life where people don't <span style="font-weight: bold;">stare</span> and wonder <span style="font-style: italic;">how the hell does he have sex</span>? Imagine a life where members of the <span style="font-weight: bold;">opposite sex </span>actually <span style="font-weight: bold;">want </span>to talk to you - and not just about the best desserts.<br /><br />Come on fatties - just freaking do it. If you do ... if these words <span style="font-weight: bold;">helped </span>in any way... let us know! You can become the <span style="font-weight: bold;">IBlogFat mascot.<br /><br /></span>William Fatnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-72829504629791802382007-11-07T13:11:00.000-05:002007-11-08T00:13:51.139-05:00Poll Results: "Do You Hate Fat People"The poll was open for three days. During this time, we had about 1000 hits. Only 17 votes were counted, so you fatties clearly couldn't lift your <strong>fat fingers</strong> to click the <strong>Vote</strong> button. If you believe that <strong>small sampling</strong>, we have a <strong>sympathetic audience</strong>. I'm really <strong>curious</strong> about the people visiting us here, so keep the comments (and email) coming...but let's see some voting from you too! Anyway, to the results:<br /><br />35% said Yes, you hate fat people.<br />35% said No, you do NOT hate fat people.<br />17% said WHO DOESN'T hate fat people!<br />23% wanted us to Leave the Poor Fatties Alone.<br /><br />So, that adds up to... <strong>58% feeling bad for fatties</strong> and <strong>52%</strong> acknowledging <strong>dislike</strong> for fatties.William Fatnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-14888868004977659642007-11-07T09:30:00.000-05:002007-11-08T00:15:30.170-05:00New Poll - Overeaters treated like drunks?A new poll has been posted. Someone here posted about <strong>taxing fat</strong> people on their <strong>consumption</strong>. I think that might be a little <strong>extreme</strong> for now, but it may be time to start a <strong>new movement</strong> to help fatties <strong>help themselves</strong>.<br /><br />So, help me with this: would be a good idea to<strong> stop fat people </strong>from over-eating in <strong>public places</strong> by allowing servers to <strong>refuse service</strong>. You know how recent laws have allowed bartenders to <strong>refuse service to drunks </strong>when they demand <strong>more booze</strong>? Why not do the <strong>same for fat people</strong>? If a obese person rolls into Burger King and orders a Double Whopper King Sized meal and then goes <strong>back for more</strong>, doesn't the server have the <strong>obligation</strong> to refuse them service? Wouldn't it be <strong>most responsible</strong> to decline to serve them <strong>more</strong> high fat, artery-clogging, deep fried food? If the server sees the burger buyer behaving so <strong>irresponsible</strong>, doesn't he have the <strong>same obligation</strong> a bartender would have when a drunken guy demands <strong>another shot of Jack</strong>? We refuse booze service <strong>based on server opinion</strong> in all kinds of places, such as on planes and bars. <strong>Why not restaurants</strong> for fatties? Smokers can't smoke, drinkers can't drink, why not put a little <strong>focus</strong> on these <strong>stinkin blobs</strong> for a change?William Fatnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-21802651942289488972007-11-06T22:17:00.000-05:002007-11-06T22:21:40.555-05:00Submit your questionsRemember to send your emails and I'll pick the best and answer your questions. Any topic, any question, but questions about all things fat is what really gets my fingers typing!<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">email us at iblogfat@yahoo.com or use the link on the top right ---> </span>William Fatnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-88983430712395994472007-11-05T22:45:00.000-05:002007-11-05T23:48:20.551-05:00The SURE-FIRE Weight Loss Secret Revealed!!Welcome back to <span style="font-weight: bold;">I Blog Fat.</span> I really <span style="font-weight: bold;">appreciate </span>all the <span style="font-weight: bold;">feedback </span>here on the blog and in my mailbox. In a future blog, I will reveal just how <span style="font-weight: bold;">emotional </span>these <span style="font-weight: bold;">fatties </span>can <span style="font-weight: bold;">get</span>. It ranges from <span style="font-weight: bold;">hilarious </span>to <span style="font-weight: bold;">pathetic </span>to <span style="font-weight: bold;">scary</span>. But, it's always <span style="font-weight: bold;">interesting</span>. What these fat boys always seem to <span style="font-weight: bold;">lose sight</span> of is how much <span style="font-weight: bold;">effort </span>they put into to <span style="font-weight: bold;">defending </span>how hard weight loss can be. How difficult shedding some pounds is for them. They work so hard at <span style="font-weight: bold;">shielding themselves </span>from criticism and <span style="font-weight: bold;">living in denial</span>, you have to wonder how much weight they could lose if they put the <span style="font-weight: bold;">same effort </span>into a little <span style="font-weight: bold;">exercise </span>or a real <span style="font-weight: bold;">diet</span>.<br /><br />But, <span style="font-weight: bold;">fellow fat haters</span>, as you may have seen, much of my feedback is about how <span style="font-weight: bold;">mean </span>and <span style="font-weight: bold;">hurtful </span>people <span style="font-weight: bold;">like us </span>are. I try to explain that, although<span style="font-weight: bold;"> I love tearing it up here </span>and <span style="font-weight: bold;">having fun</span>, part of me <span style="font-weight: bold;">really </span>wants to <span style="font-weight: bold;">help</span>. I mean, <span style="font-style: italic;">of course</span>, the "nice" people out there <span style="font-weight: bold;">never stare</span> at obese people or have <span style="font-weight: bold;">never made fun</span> of the jelly rolls that flop around as the fatty in McDonalds tries to <span style="font-weight: bold;">squeeze </span>into the <span style="font-weight: bold;">normal size chairs</span>. <span style="font-style: italic;">Noooo</span>, it's only us "mean" people - and I am often told <span style="font-weight: bold;">this blog takes it too far.</span> So, to prove my <span style="font-weight: bold;">underlying concern </span>for the f<span style="font-weight: bold;">at community</span>, I offer here a program I originally intended to sell and use to <span style="font-weight: bold;">get rich. </span>Fat people love to buy <span style="font-weight: bold;">fat reduction products</span> (wait until you see the upcoming blog named "Weight Loss Tools," it should be a classic!)... <span style="font-weight: bold;">fatties spend kajillions </span>on weight loss products.<br /><br />But, here today, I will <span style="font-weight: bold;">give away</span> ...yes, for free... the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Super Duper Diet Solution</span>. If you thought I went too far before, <span style="font-weight: bold;">you might want to sit down </span>(of course if you are a fatso, you're already sitting down, right?).<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifRlxGfGh-qUrJOmnWjEgZ_r81h1vUe5pNsj4uDqeX3JcWFdkxvRtA8we6H4wSPqXxHXniZuHk2GhrHuQtZaY91aAxzHbjh2JdhzG1WHqsJ6h96QzrIr0zZv92Trqu56A_zvr0badF2s8/s1600-h/mother_and_child_starving_bw.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 144px; height: 221px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifRlxGfGh-qUrJOmnWjEgZ_r81h1vUe5pNsj4uDqeX3JcWFdkxvRtA8we6H4wSPqXxHXniZuHk2GhrHuQtZaY91aAxzHbjh2JdhzG1WHqsJ6h96QzrIr0zZv92Trqu56A_zvr0badF2s8/s320/mother_and_child_starving_bw.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5129575658796731362" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">The S</span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">uper Duper Diet Solution [Option One]</span><br /></span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Step1: </span><span style="font-style: italic;">Take a picture of yourself and put it on the fridge next to a picture of a starving child. [free samples included]<br /><br />Step2: Place a large jug of cold water in the refridge.<br /><br />Step3: Next time you need a cupcake, stare at the picture for 30 seconds, rub your fat rolls, drink 16oz of water, and get freakin real.<br /><br /></span><span>See? <span style="font-weight: bold;">Three easy steps to success!</span> I am <span style="font-weight: bold;">pr</span></span><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">epared </span>for <span style="font-weight: bold;">outrage </span>and <span style="font-weight: bold;">anger </span>and messages attacking me with <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">how dare you use such </span></span><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">images in a humor column! </span>Let me answer this </span><span>up </span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVjFBDSbxCkKjCo3HhEDYdBO2mT2IW3eq_1zx_Fatq08gmzAGEdGthv5NmbyRS0Ld6sWSQCRMXv4iydGCYaaT-kiLOKHliYSBZibYp-ME_bNDJWzwjTkggF4zHl-g2pomV5qYVK_6wKiw/s1600-h/starving+baby.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVjFBDSbxCkKjCo3HhEDYdBO2mT2IW3eq_1zx_Fatq08gmzAGEdGthv5NmbyRS0Ld6sWSQCRMXv4iydGCYaaT-kiLOKHliYSBZibYp-ME_bNDJWzwjTkggF4zHl-g2pomV5qYVK_6wKiw/s320/starving+baby.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5129576474840517618" border="0" /></a><span>front: <span style="font-weight: bold;">You </span>are the offensive one if you're fat and offended by these pictures or this site. I want <span style="font-weight: bold;">YOU </span>to explain to <span style="font-weight: bold;">ME</span> how you can view these pictures and then give me some <span style="font-weight: bold;">sob story</span> about how hard it is to lose weight. How <span style="font-weight: bold;">unfair </span>it is that your boss brought in <span style="font-weight: bold;">Krispy Kreme </span>again or how your wife undermines your efforts. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Come on! </span>Sure, we <span style="font-weight: bold;">joke here </span></span><span>and there is some <span style="font-weight: bold;">great stuff </span>coming in future blogs, but when you email me telling me <span style="font-weight: bold;">how hard it is to avoid food, I go nuts.</span> When I <span style="font-weight: bold;">read articles </span>and <span style="font-weight: bold;">blogs </span>labeled, "How to Drink Mo</span><span>re Water," I go <span style="font-weight: bold;">crazy</span>.<span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />How do you drink more water? </span>Are you <span style="font-weight: bold;">kidding me</span>? I'll <span style="font-weight: bold;">tell you how</span> to drink more water - <span style="font-weight: bold;">walk your fat ass</span> to the kitchen sink and <span style="font-weight: bold;">fill </span>a fucking <span style="font-weight: bold;">cup </span>with some cold water and put it <span style="font-weight: bold;">down your fat neck.</span> That's how. I just used 25 words to explain what <span style="font-weight: bold;">Oprah </span>or Prevention Magazine says in a 3 page column and charges $5 for the privilege. <span style="font-weight: bold;">I'm sick of it </span>and I believe<span style="font-weight: bold;"> you are too.</span> Yes, its <span style="font-weight: bold;">outragous </span>and <span style="font-weight: bold;">heartbreaking </span>to see a photo like that. I actually <span style="font-weight: bold;">skipped </span>using some Holocaust photos because they were just so <span style="font-weight: bold;">gruesome</span>. But if you are going comment how <span style="font-weight: bold;">awful I am </span>for posting pics like this, you better explain to me <span style="font-weight: bold;">where the flaw</span> in the plan in. These starving people would <span style="font-weight: bold;">KILL for the opportunity </span>the average USA fatty <span style="font-weight: bold;">wastes</span> sitting on his or her couch, <span style="font-weight: bold;">eating chips </span>and watching Jerry Springer. Then, fatty will surf the web searching for tips on how to drink more water or, worse, will post a message somewhere about <span style="font-weight: bold;">how hard</span> it is to find <span style="font-weight: bold;">will power</span>. I<span style="font-weight: bold;"> stand by it</span> - print out this picture, post it on your refridge and stare at it ever time you wonder how hard it is to enjoy water; every time you wonder how you'll find the will power to skip a freaking Oreo.<br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;">Note: if you want to trash us here for posting this picture, note it was taken from (http://www.episcopalchurch.org/hires-image/mother_and_child_starving_bw.jpg)<br />so please contact them as well with your complaints about using such images.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Next up: The Super Duper Diet Solution [Option Two]</span>William Fatnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-61708815639228141362007-11-04T02:28:00.000-05:002007-11-08T00:16:19.699-05:00The Fat is All Around Us.<span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >OK, so here it is. <span style="font-weight: bold;">I hate fat people.</span> It's true. And the rest of <span style="font-weight: bold;">you do to</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">o</span>. Sure, I know its the 00's or whatever it is we call this decade and everyone is freakin <span style="font-weight: bold;">politically correct</span>. Even the expression "politically correct" is politically correct. Why don't we describe it as it <span style="font-weight: bold;">really </span>is, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Baby Boomers</span> that <span style="font-weight: bold;">were teased </span>back in the day have finally risen to power and have put in place a <span style="font-weight: bold;">fear campaign.</span> Y</span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >ou can no longer make fun of other people's flaws. Yet <span style="font-weight: bold;">we crave it.</span> Popular shows like <span style="font-weight: bold;">Howard Stern</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Family Guy</span> clearly show an outcry for the good old days of hurtful, judgmental, <span style="font-weight: bold;">mean spirited fun.</span> Remember when your brother would <span style="font-weight: bold;">twist your titty</span> and make you cry? Admit it, you miss it!<br /></span><br /><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >When was the last time we got to laugh at a <span style="font-weight: bold;">town drunk</span> like </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6MmyBD2NEyAOJKOmZFTw9Tuxd4b1Xmqxl_hqAyhZENhmmBVO62iEtv5CoIAMHJ6iEkhyUm_2IMI2XEKO8XtvezW8jNvxPWKkb1f6OS2mOLS4QZUk0N4vtULTbQgyF0e9yaTbty2hvvlE/s1600-h/arthur+2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 132px; height: 132px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6MmyBD2NEyAOJKOmZFTw9Tuxd4b1Xmqxl_hqAyhZENhmmBVO62iEtv5CoIAMHJ6iEkhyUm_2IMI2XEKO8XtvezW8jNvxPWKkb1f6OS2mOLS4QZUk0N4vtULTbQgyF0e9yaTbty2hvvlE/s320/arthur+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5128894094731496322" border="0" /></a></span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >we did with Arthur </span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >or </span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >Otis Campbel ? Remember Yo Momma jokes? Now they are played out on some <span style="font-weight: bold;">lame MTV show</span>. When I was in grade school, YO</span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMi67gtbXErAjPyguhiR7tT0tKFcx0P1MPbJaxgpRW8-exte2ibaRim6VaCQPnAageq_su8AdH9NPZeGD7AUsvInDfjOHO01mjBZwfffYxjkQqc5zPihRLofDhYPXZV1RdkbIBKwKo7MI/s1600-h/Otis+Campbel.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 136px; height: 102px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMi67gtbXErAjPyguhiR7tT0tKFcx0P1MPbJaxgpRW8-exte2ibaRim6VaCQPnAageq_su8AdH9NPZeGD7AUsvInDfjOHO01mjBZwfffYxjkQqc5zPihRLofDhYPXZV1RdkbIBKwKo7MI/s320/Otis+Campbel.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5128894584357768082" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" > MOMMA jokes usually ended with someone crying</span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" > or getting beat up. Ahh, the <span style="font-weight: bold;">good old days.</span> Even so-called hard core people who you would <span style="font-style: italic;">think</span> don't fear the PC police are</span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" > weak. Who's edgier than <span style="font-weight: bold;">Spike L</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >e</span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">e?</span> The brother made some of the most <span style="font-weight: bold;">anti-PC movies of all time</span>. Then, a couple of years ago, he brings out his big comeback movie, <span style="font-weight: bold;">25th Hour,</span> which was praised for being the first film to show the missing World Trade Center after that<span style="font-weight: bold;"> prick Osama</span> and his boys knocked them down. So, Spike's got a great cast, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ed Norton </span>in the lead, a good story, a great setting, and a lot of <span style="font-weight: bold;">controversial dialog </span>and situations... and what does he do? He <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">BLINKS </span>in what could have been the <span style="font-weight: bold;">greatest F U</span> moment of all time. In the scene where Ed Norton is so upset with himself and the world, he stares into a mirror and <span style="font-weight: bold;">goes off on a racist,</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">angry </span>tirade. He shouts "Fuck the Jews" and "Fuck the Arabs" and F </span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >this, F that. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Good stuff.</span> Yep, that Spike Lee is so fearless, right? Umm, sorry, <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">NO. </span>Mr. Lee and Mr. Norton finally get to <span style="font-weight: bold;">God hi</span></span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">mself</span> and end their rant on <span style="font-weight: bold;">the Big Guy in the Sky</span>. And, you're sitting there, popcorn in hand, <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">waiting </span>for him to say it: </span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >"FUCK JESUS" ... boy, that would be some <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">bold, crazy shit, </span>huh<span style="font-style: italic;">?? </span>Sorry, old Spike couldn't do it; Ed's character --remember he's in a heat of <span style="font-weight: bold;">rage</span>-- tells God he doesn't believe in him, he <span style="font-weight: bold;">hates </span>him, and then still has the decency to censor himself and only say "FUCK <span style="font-weight: bold;">JC.</span>" JC?? <span style="font-weight: bold;">JC</span>?? Come on now Spike, <span style="font-weight: bold;">man up</span> and say it or <span style="font-weight: bold;">strike that shit</span> from your movie. When Spike Lee is PC, we have to realize <span style="font-weight: bold;">something just isn't right.<br /><br /></span></span> <span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:verdana;">But, hey, let's <span style="font-weight: bold;">not get off track</span>. It's the <span style="font-weight: bold;">fat people that are the problem</span>. Fat people are all around us. Large,</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">oozing</span>, sloppy, gross, <span style="font-weight: bold;">smelly</span>, sweaty, <span style="font-weight: bold;">hungry </span>fat people. Fat has <span style="font-weight: bold;">invaded </span>our society. These people are all around you, so s</span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >ubtle, so </span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">ubiquitous</span>, that we hardly pay them</span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" > attention any more. Remember the <span style="font-weight: bold;">good old days </span>when fat kids were <span style="font-weight: bold;">pointed at</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">mocked </span>in public? I grew up in</span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" > the 70s and when the game Hungry, Hungry Hippos came out, <span style="font-weight: bold;">every fat kid</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">cringed</span>. Remember fat kids wore <span style="font-style: italic;">husky</span> pants? Now they are just called large size. And they're</span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" > available <span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">everywhere</span>. </span>Ba</span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >ck in my day, fat people had to <span style="font-weight: bold;">travel</span> to <span style="font-weight: bold;">fat shops</span> with names like <span style="font-weight: bold;">He-Man Shop</span> to find tents that could fit them. And the clothes were <span style="font-weight: bold;">ugly</span>. No right minded clothing store offered fat clothes that looked lik</span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >e normal-people clothes. That was the price you paid, you wore u</span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSoRjOB680ZbDLlqG3MyUASEmokHm8mGZlc_btxTBKxyN7o-ctU6z-E2BC6t0YtEr7Ps7Xz-OCsAUUIYTD5__6ezSHqqLoNsVSuXz47FNkuUM_OC5crDIdn8tAnD8q_aG7tdNrOXgpGqk/s1600-h/fat+lady+side+view.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSoRjOB680ZbDLlqG3MyUASEmokHm8mGZlc_btxTBKxyN7o-ctU6z-E2BC6t0YtEr7Ps7Xz-OCsAUUIYTD5__6ezSHqqLoNsVSuXz47FNkuUM_OC5crDIdn8tAnD8q_aG7tdNrOXgpGqk/s320/fat+lady+side+view.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5128900537182440354" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >gly stripes a</span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >n</span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYG17QgOgvCQlIuuECD4iiMk0oKPuGatFGV4fLF68CADRBbXQ_r28GAtR8OrAnIMidyDZ_rSMj8RdefcI2tFolS1_WLznr4aNhnoM8duW616MEwf8CYCKRrDgDUw6U2z2uaOVPJPtQfRQ/s1600-h/4+fta+ladies.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYG17QgOgvCQlIuuECD4iiMk0oKPuGatFGV4fLF68CADRBbXQ_r28GAtR8OrAnIMidyDZ_rSMj8RdefcI2tFolS1_WLznr4aNhnoM8duW616MEwf8CYCKRrDgDUw6U2z2uaOVPJPtQfRQ/s320/4+fta+ladies.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5128900889369758642" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >d</span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" > canvas sacks while the <span style="font-weight: bold;">good people</span> wore attractive clothes. </span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >Now</span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" > every <span style="font-weight: bold;">fatty </span>attempts to wear the same styles as norm</span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >al p</span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >eo</span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >ple. My God, why do these people <span style="font-weight: bold;">subject m</span></span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">e to belly shirts</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">short shorts</span>? Wh</span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >at genius designed XXXL shorts? <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hey F</span></span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">atties, </span><span>cover your</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> varicose-veined,</span></span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;"> dimpled, stubby legs with heavy duty cloth, OK?<br /><br /></span><span>Hey, <span style="font-weight: bold;">fat asses, </span>it's <span style="font-weight: bold;">enough </span>already. I for one am <span style="font-weight: bold;">disgusted </span>by your <span style="font-weight: bold;">disrespect</span>. Yes, your <span style="font-weight: bold;">very existence</span> is a <span style="font-weight: bold;">direct disrespect</span> to my sensibilities. Put down the bacon mayo cheeseburger and your 44oz Coke and <span style="font-weight: bold;">go lock yourself in a closet </span>for 6 months or until you can get in an elevator without checking the total weight limit and <span style="font-weight: bold;">worrying</span>. I've seen you</span></span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span> pricks trying to calculate if <span style="font-weight: bold;">me + you = us plummeting to our deaths.<br /></span></span></span><br /><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span><span><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKhe057nsYnR2w3kOZpTYFz997zLAHBIUWtfLY6vr2VgDLXxSue-fIk02SXMxaakXjNZA20QMalnfelZgnj1RYk8JQkOmCHGoz6i1xXNJp8oCSSVWhs3lmhWCnLmUJKWkTLRVyWMm6edc/s1600-h/fat+fat+baby.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKhe057nsYnR2w3kOZpTYFz997zLAHBIUWtfLY6vr2VgDLXxSue-fIk02SXMxaakXjNZA20QMalnfelZgnj1RYk8JQkOmCHGoz6i1xXNJp8oCSSVWhs3lmhWCnLmUJKWkTLRVyWMm6edc/s320/fat+fat+baby.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5128901692528643026" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span>I th</span></span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span>ink we'll <span style="font-weight: bold;">pause </span>here, <span style="font-weight: bold;">my friends. </span>We have so much to</span></span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span> cover</span></span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span> in </span></span> <span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">upcoming</span></span></span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span> blogs. Fat <span style="font-weight: bold;">babies</span>. P</span></span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span>eople are <span style="font-weight: bold;">starvin</span></span><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">g </span>in</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span></span><span>Africa </span><span>and </span><span>we have </span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">chunks </span></span><span>like </span><span>this</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">? </span></span></span><br /><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlgvzUJI8mS-qRdOjsvykhUE10CXxbjosIHEL2temRVoohlOxFoqq1HC0eCgkRDNbVCrBw8DUNFGgyfDOlE7JFGlRDOcrWxMOiyugB9fv-JJEtbrniZcX9_7D7OOsFh5CmzB8q6tAkGLY/s1600-h/fat+guy+from+lost.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlgvzUJI8mS-qRdOjsvykhUE10CXxbjosIHEL2temRVoohlOxFoqq1HC0eCgkRDNbVCrBw8DUNFGgyfDOlE7JFGlRDOcrWxMOiyugB9fv-JJEtbrniZcX9_7D7OOsFh5CmzB8q6tAkGLY/s320/fat+guy+from+lost.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5128901366111128514" border="0" /></a> <span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span>W</span></span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span>e m</span></span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span>ust also discuss<span style="font-weight: bold;"> fat celebrities</span>. For instance, how the hell does a fat guy get a job on the show Lost and never lose weight on a desert island (he probably thought he</span></span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span> was auditioning for a job on a <span style="font-weight: bold;">dessert </span>island). OK, I can accept polar bears on the island, but a obese <span style="font-weight: bold;">stinkwad </span>eating fruits and bark and not losing a freaking pound? Can you imagine the <span style="font-weight: bold;">stench </span>from that island? A<span style="font-weight: bold;"> fat guy without deodorant</span> is a nightmare. Trust me, <span style="font-weight: bold;">fat Tom</span>, in the cube across from me is <span style="font-weight: bold;">proof </span>of that. But more on him in the future (<span style="font-weight: bold;">be prepared to be sickened</span>). </span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">The fat is all around us. It's <span style="font-weight: bold;">repulsive </span>and <span style="font-weight: bold;">wrong</span>. Stand up and be heard. You can, you know, because you don't have <span style="font-weight: bold;">crooked fat legs</span> that wobble when you rise. Stand up and be heard. I <span style="font-weight: bold;">welcome </span>all <span style="font-weight: bold;">feedback</span>. I'm searching for a name,<span style="font-weight: bold;"> a fat label</span>, for these <span style="font-weight: bold;">creatures </span>we call the overweight. For now, I'll stick with <span style="font-weight: bold;">fatties</span>, but if you have ideas, please <span style="font-weight: bold;">share. </span><br /><br />Until next time, stay safe and <span style="font-weight: bold;">don't get eat eaten</span>.<br /><br /><br /></span>William Fatnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.com32