tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post8898343071239599447..comments2023-11-03T11:44:16.286-04:00Comments on I Blog Fat: The SURE-FIRE Weight Loss Secret Revealed!!William Fatnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-39338960395886471752008-12-07T18:36:00.000-05:002008-12-07T18:36:00.000-05:00Hey. You're actually doing a great thing. I haven'...Hey. <BR/>You're actually doing a great thing. <BR/>I haven't eaten in five days and I feet great. <BR/>I've lost a stone. <BR/>Thanks Will!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-50878652294832407822008-07-29T02:14:00.000-04:002008-07-29T02:14:00.000-04:00marvin- hahahaha :D thanks for the laugh. people w...marvin- hahahaha :D thanks for the laugh. people who find this stuff offensive need to lighten up, there's a lot to be offended about in the world but personal appearance isn't one of them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-68485868682321181022007-11-07T01:49:00.000-05:002007-11-07T01:49:00.000-05:00Every time I eat a burger at Wendys, I’m worshipin...Every time I eat a burger at Wendys, I’m worshiping a cow! As so everyone else! Cows rule! MoooooooMarvinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01008610426340913132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-78907603784052812772007-11-07T00:46:00.000-05:002007-11-07T00:46:00.000-05:00Marvin: Yes, in places where they worship cows!Marvin: Yes, in places where they worship cows!William Fatnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-76056507605286872132007-11-07T00:40:00.000-05:002007-11-07T00:40:00.000-05:00Fat people symbolizes greatness, royalty and wealt...Fat people symbolizes greatness, royalty and wealth in many cultures!! <BR/><BR/>-Free you mind and the Fat will follow!!Marvinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01008610426340913132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-80094544079366683302007-11-07T00:38:00.000-05:002007-11-07T00:38:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Marvinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01008610426340913132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-65010512421766869792007-11-06T21:50:00.000-05:002007-11-06T21:50:00.000-05:00John: Wow, the "I Blog Fat" Army! I love it! A war...John: Wow, the "I Blog Fat" Army! I love it! A war of normal people vs. obese? Easy, just air drop Turkey, mashed, and extra gravy on their troops and come back when the fatties are napping.William Fatnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-7643719715437380332007-11-06T21:48:00.000-05:002007-11-06T21:48:00.000-05:00Marvin: I'm hope you are the Marvin who works a fe...Marvin: I'm hope you are the Marvin who works a few cubes away because you need help. You are obese. You need to read this blog and get your act together. I bet you ate a bucket of popcorn at the "Sixth Sense" -- and when they upsold you for .25 cents more, you jumped on the XXL Coke and the bag of M&Ms.<BR/><BR/>In fact, speaking of Marvin's, check a future blog for a great "Fat Marvin" story. Here's a hint: it involves a fat guy and Levis jeans. First person to guess the connection wins a prize (email me at iblogfat@yahoo.com).William Fatnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-74412268034993451162007-11-06T21:41:00.000-05:002007-11-06T21:41:00.000-05:00Anonymous: Sadly I've heard this story before. In ...Anonymous: Sadly I've heard this story before. In fact, most of us have had a fattie give us that BS that we need to "eat more." That shit was OK for Grandma to say, but when fattie tells you, it's clearly code for "please God be fat like me so I don't feel so bad about myself." <BR/><BR/>Thanks, keep the comments coming.William Fatnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-55868226769782023502007-11-06T21:38:00.000-05:002007-11-06T21:38:00.000-05:00USELESS MAN: You have it right. Sex should be a gr...USELESS MAN: You have it right. Sex should be a great motivation for fatties, but sadly it usually isn't enough. Fat people are stuck in the moment and would rather eat a package of Double Stuffs today than eat pussy in eight months. I will have to break down the psychology of fatsos in the future, but for now I will tell you that obese people rarely plan for the future. They live in the moment; they need to feed their food fix, as bad as a junkie needs a needle. So, telling a fattie that if he skips that Double Whopper he'll be more desirable <I>later</I> is like telling Crackhead Bob if he skips his next hit, he might be able to live a normal life. Neither believes it's true for them.William Fatnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12704635084513853406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-64050027373736283702007-11-06T14:51:00.000-05:002007-11-06T14:51:00.000-05:00Being a former fattie, I can attest to the test of...Being a former fattie, I can attest to the test of wills it takes to lose the weight. But it is worth it. <BR/><BR/>An your plan, while extreme, might just work. It is the daily choices that make or break a person and their ability to lose weight. I didn't gain it all in one day, and I didn't lose it all in one day. Time, patience and will power is what it takes. <BR/><BR/>Oh, and promises of intimate encounters when I hit certain milestones. <BR/><BR/>So, time, patience, will-power, and the reward of sex. <BR/><BR/>Cheers!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-4869361004772657562007-11-06T13:44:00.000-05:002007-11-06T13:44:00.000-05:00Woman I work (fat) everyday at lunch time she come...Woman I work (fat) everyday at lunch time she comes over to see what I'm eating..<BR/><BR/>"Hey honey what are you eating today?" Or "Good you're eating, you're too shinny"... OMg...<BR/><BR/>I think she's going to eat me one day...<BR/><BR/>One time I hid in the bathroom to eat. *sobs*<BR/><BR/>♥Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-43514778290299389252007-11-06T08:19:00.000-05:002007-11-06T08:19:00.000-05:00I see Fat People. Walking around like regular peo...I see Fat People. Walking around like regular people. They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're Fat. All the time. They're everywhere.Marvinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01008610426340913132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996598362240043821.post-25832708749103093502007-11-05T23:57:00.000-05:002007-11-05T23:57:00.000-05:00The moment I read your blog I knew I found a winne...The moment I read your blog I knew I found a winner. I subscribed right away. What an awesome blog! I thought the last one was funny and smart, but this new rant is fucking right on!!!!! Good job man keep it up. I am part of the blog fat army!!!! Keep them coming!! johnAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com